Ready to get HOSED?


Surprise!!! HOSED, a firefighter / virgin nerd / neighbor romcom co-written with Pippa Grant, is coming January 15, and you can pre-order it NOW!

Apple Books:
Apple Books UK:
Amazon: Coming in January
Audio (WHAT?! YES!!): Also coming in January

About HOSED:
The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door…

He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.

He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.

I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.

Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd.
And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter.
And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.

Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?

Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?

Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.

Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.

So hosed.

Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.

Q1. WHAT?!?! Pippa Grant and Lili Valente writing TOGETHER?
A1: YES! We’ve been keeping this secret for MONTHS, and we hope you’re just as excited as we are!

Q2: Will this be in Kindle Unlimited?
A2: Yes! But not until January 22-ish.

Q3: Is this book awesome?

Q4: Will this book forever be available on Nook, Apple Books, Kobo, and Google Play?
A4: Sadly, no. In order to go into Kindle Unlimited, HOSED will be pulled off other vendors besides Amazon by January 22. So grab this bad boy and make him yours for keeps.

Q5: AUDIO!?!?! Who’s narrating HOSED?
A5: The amazing Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose!! And we are SO EXCITED!!!

Any other questions? Just ask!

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