Theo McGuire Wouldn't Die for Me (Audio)

Narrated by Lili Valente and Robert Hatchet

Truth or Dare: Tell the One-Who-Got-Away that you're still madly in love with him OR spend the night trapped with him in a hunting lodge that's about to be swept downstream?

Ha! Trick Question. I get to do BOTH! Because when it rains, it pours.

First, I call Theo McGuire to tell him that I've always loved him and I always will…at least for the next few hours until Pippa Jane the Pig and I are swallowed by the floodwaters. Then, I open the second story window when Theo comes calling in his kayak, in a likely doomed attempt to save us.

Soon, we're trapped in the cabin where we had our first time fifteen years ago, and all I can think about is how much I wish I could turn back the clock.

If I could, I'd never let this man go.

Since this could be The End, we agree to make our last night one to remember.

But what happens when morning dawns, we're both still breathing, and I can't bear to think of a life without my favorite McGuire?

Theo McGuire Wouldn't Die for Me is a steamy small-town romantic comedy featuring second-chance lovers, a flood, a pig named Pippa Jane, and a happily ever after fifteen years in the making.

Welcome to Bad Dog, Minnesota — where the heroes are hot, the families are loud, and love always wins. Eventually.