Hottie for the Holidays (Audio)

MILF ON THE SHELF Narrated by Lili and Jason Clarke

Single mom, Maggie, has given up on love. And dating. And hope that she’ll meet a man who isn’t better left on the shelf.

That is, until her socialite nemesis swears Maggie couldn’t get a date to the Christmas Ball if her life depended on it…

Scrambling to find a plus one at the last minute, Maggie calls in a favor from her childhood friend, Penny.

The one who works for a male escort service…

Penny swears Maggie will love hot, hunky Coop, the younger man who’s taking her to the ball. Maggie figures the evening will be a success if she doesn’t throw up on Coop’s shoes.

But then fate steps in, turning one magical Christmas Eve into something so much more…

UP TO SNOW GOOD Narrated by Lili and Shane East

The only thing worse than a streaking Santa dashing naked through my Christmas tree farm? 

Answer: Lawrence Beverly, the insufferable Brit who opened a competing farm down the lane, finding out about it.

I loathe Lawrence like cocktail sauce in my cocoa, and there’s no way I’m letting him use Mr. Jingle Balls against me.

Which he totally would. Any man who would kiss a girl on New Year’s Eve and pretend it didn’t happen the next day can’t be trusted. 

Luckily, I have a foolproof plan to take care of my Santa problem.  Or so I think, until it goes hideously awry and Lawrence sweeps in to save the day.

Now we’re making out in front of my fireplace and he’s saying all the right things, but can I trust this man with my heart? 

Or is he still up to snow good?

THE TWELVE DATES OF CHRISTMAS Narrated by Lili and C.J. Mission

It’s the time of year for miracles…

Once upon a time, Lula and Carter were inseparable. But when their romance faltered, the holiday lights went out in Lula’s heart. 

She gave up on love and embraced a hermit’s existence, keeping her distance from untamed cowboys. Until now…

Years of hard knocks have taught Carter that the greatest adventure is the one he once found in Lula’s arms. He’s back in Lonesome Point determined to win her back, but Lula is just as determined to keep her heart under lock and key. 

She gives Carter twelve days—and twelve dates—to make his case before she sends him packing.

Soon, however, not even Lula Scrooge can deny she and Carter go together like cocoa and cookies. But when her old fears are reawakened, it may take a holiday miracle to keep them together.